i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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