So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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