He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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