So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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