no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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