is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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