i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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