I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
