Sponge bath it is.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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