He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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