so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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