i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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