He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
