Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The air taste purple.
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