Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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