is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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