after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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