Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Boobs speak an international language.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
