I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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