I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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