I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize