Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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