I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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