your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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