Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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