Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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