I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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