dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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