He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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