just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
