The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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