you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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