so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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