I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
