You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Be still, my beating vagina.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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