As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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