It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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