How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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