: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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