3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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