Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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