I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She told me I should be a condom model.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
why is half of my head shaved?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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