not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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