you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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