yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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