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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
