used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Everclear isn't food dammit
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
