Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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