you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Randomize
