Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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