it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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