No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize