3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Randomize
