Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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