it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I did not marry a roomba.
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