Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
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