Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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