I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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