STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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