I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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