just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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