Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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