I wanna passion pit in your ass
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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